Tuesday, December 22, 2009
how you doin?
Ross: I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.
Chandler: You wanna tell secrets? Okay. In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers.
Ross: All right. Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won.
Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cried.
Ross: Chandler got drunk one night and slept with the woman who cleaned our dorm.
Chandler: That was you.
Ross: Whatever dude. You kissed a guy.
Phoebe: Ok, I got an idea. If it's a girl, Phoebe, naturally. And, if it's a boy... Phoebo.
Ross: Uhh... Sure, but let's not limit ourselves to just one name.
Rachel: Ok, I got one. If it's a girl... Sandrine. It's French.
Ross: That's a great name... for an industrial solvent.
Rachel: Ok, you got a better one?
Ross: Yeah, check this out. If it's a boy - Darwin.
Rachel: Yes, Ross, I do want a son who'll be regularly beaten in the schoolyard.
Phoebe: By Sandrine.
Phoebe: A plate of brownies once told me a Limerick.
Chandler: Let me ask you, Phoebe: were these "funny brownies"?
Phoebe: Not particularly. Although I do think they had pot in them.
Phoebe: They're coming. Run!
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
Ross: Oh my God! Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane
Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat."
Phoebe: I know her!
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!!!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?
Now for some of my favourite moments...
This video is from "The One With The Unagi". After Pheobe and Rachel attend a self-defence class, Ross tries to persuade them they would be better off learning 'Unagi'.
In this episode, "The One With The Truth about London", Rachel teachs Ben practical jokes, much to Ross' dismay. This is how Ross gets his revenge.